For some strange reason you feel obliged to buy your best man a gift for the wedding day, even though you are still recovering from the worst hangover you have had in your life and can still remember walking back from Blackpool or some other run down British holiday destination from the 50's half clothed and penniless.
Perhaps you are thinking to yourself that at least the best man has at least made the effort to attend, or that the speech is so daunting that it makes up for any childish pranks carried out on yourself which has left you wearing a flat cap for six months whilst your eyebrows grow back.
Instead of buying the best man a bog standard gift, buy them a gift to remember. Engrave a message on a hip flask saying "thanks shaving off my eyebrows, hope they I don’t get a new set like Alistair Darling! Cheers!"
